Christmas Crush letra

Had a crush on santa
Since I was 9 years old
But oh santa
Why do You go?

Once a year you come visit me
Eat my cookies, leave presents the same old routine
But now santa
I want something more
No presents all that this girl's askin for

Santa sleep with me tonight!

I read these words in her diary
An invasion of my girlfriend's privacy
I shouldn't have, but I'm glad I did

Wonder what does she see in him
A big old tub of jelly with a double chin
He's older than my grandmother

Indeed this fetish is really bizarre
Sexual attraction for this holiday star
I gotta plan that you wouldn't believe
But I've gotta act like it's christmas eve

Santa's suit is what I will get
And give my girlfriend a night that she'll never forget
And neither will I
Went through my closet and found a red robe
Made a beard out of cotton, stuffed my shirt with pillows
And drove to my girl's house

I slipped down the chimney and to my dismay
Saw santa and my girl in red lingere
And in between all the moans and groans
I heard her say
Oh santa, Oh santa

She said santa I miss you I love you
I wish you would stay home forever with me
Santa I knew you were coming to town
But tonight you are coming in me

Santa, get off of my girlfriend
get off of my girlfriend

Home Grown - Letras

• All That You Have
• Alternative Girl
• Another Face In The Crowd
• Bad News Blair
• Bad News Blir
• Barbie Girl
• Break Me Down
• Cannot Stop The World
• Christmas Crush
• Cross My Heart
• Disaster
• Employer'S Market
• Envy Me
• Face In The Crowd
• Feliz Navidad
• Get A Job
• Give It Up
• Giving Up
• Grow Up
• Hanging Out
• Hope Sinks
• I Hate Myself
• I Love You, Not!
• I Was Right About This
• I Win, You Lose
• I'Ll Never Fall In Love
• Impotency
• Keep Your Distance
• Kids
• Kiss Me, Diss Me
• Last Nite Regrets
• Let Go
• Midnight City Sky
• More Than Friends
• My Frienda Suck
• My Friends Suck
• My Time Alone
• No Way Out
• Nowhere Slow
• One Night Stand
• Piss Off
• Promise Breaker
• Reflections
• S.F.L.B.
• Second Best
• She Don't Care
• She Said...
• She's Anti
• Shirley D. Pressed
• Single All the Way
• Sixteen
• Suffer
• Surfer Girl
• The Hearing Song
• This Way
• Tomorrow
• Ubotherme
• Waiting On Me
• Wanna Be
• We Are Dumb
• What Would Love Do Now
• Why Won'T You Leave Me?
• Worthless
• Wow, She Dumb
• You're Not Alone
• Your Past